Willis on the Welfare
02-27-2005, 05:34 PM
Two recaps in the same weekend. WILLIS LIVES TO RECAP!!!
NON HOCKEY RANT: The following has ZERO to do with hockey. It is something that has bothered me that I want to vent through my keyboard to someone. Scroll down if you don't want to be bothered with this.
Has anyone seen that commercial for chewing gum set in a taxi cab? The setting is a young couple in the back of a cab chewing gun while the cab driver (of arab decent) drives them. To illustrate how "cold" the gum is the male of the relationship pops several pieces of the gum in his mouth and turns blue and "frozen". His girlfriend screams in horror and the arab cab driver, starts swerving the cab and decapitates the frozen head. Given the state of current events, did we need a commercial where someone from the western world is decapitated by an arab? If you've laughed at that ad, your going to hell
NON HOCKEY RANT OVER
Back to our regular scheduled programming.
The Civic Center is looking PACKED tonite. Thanks to our friends from the Hat who made the trip. Considering how much people from Swift have pumped into the Medicine Hat economy over the last few decades I hope you folks from the HAT SPENT YOURSELVES BROKE IN SWIFT!!!
The stage is set, the music is rocking and out comes CHARLIE HORSE!!! Charlie is on SKATES and does a few laps around the ice. Charlie is good on the skates. Have Dean and Elden found something for Marek Knebl to do?
LED BY KYLE MOIR HERE COMES THE SWIFT CURRENT BRONCOS!!!
LED BY MATT KEETLEY HERE COMES THE TIGERS!!! Why are the Tiger fans so much damn louder than us. That's just embarassing. We had the freighter horns and the siren going for us, and few people on the Champions of the Broncos. THAT'S IT!!! I will buy a case of beer to the person who presents me with that "use noise makers responsibly sign at the north entrance". It will be our secret.
Scratches: Broncos; Marc Defoe (midst of puberty, I'm serious this kid gets bigger everytime I see him), RJ Larochelle (concussed), Marek Knebl (new team mascot), Zack Smith (who?)
Tigers: Trevor Glass (day to day concussion), Jordan Bendfeld (healthy)
DROP THE PUCK: SC; Moir, Fransoo, Hengen, Leovold, Sauer, Leckovic. The Hat: MATT KEETLEY, Russell, Barker, Exner, Block, Trembley. Good for Nastiuk, he went from being a potential goalie for team Canada to backing up the fat kid. Actually, I've heard Keetley dropped 40 lbs in the off season, that was rude of me.
The PA announcer was JACKED ON THE PLAYER INTROS.
Sauer wins the faceoff and the Broncos are a HOUSE OF FIRE. Swift is off to a great start! We're getting chances and taking it to the Tigers.
The first stoppage in play, who will start the chant?
"Good Evening it's Country Music Radio's Darwin Gooding, and it's time make some noise, go broncos go!!!
Needed more energy. We gave it a try. If we do that every game it will catch on.
Broncos are playing good until Tommy Maxwell dumps the puck into the Bronco zone, Darren Helm and David Schulz give chase until David Schulz just stops and allows Helm to center the puck to Brett Robertson, theeeyyy score. Smackitsakic and I have had differing opinions on Schulz, but I think he is starting to win the argument.
1-0 Tigers, Robertson from Helm and Maxwell Momentum killer.
Hard work vs. Skill the rest of the period, Broncos can't get a shot, Moir makes a few saves. Kieran Block hits Boris Leckovic and BORIS SNAPS. He is pummeling the back of Block's head. Block does the turtle. The linesman pull Leckovic off block. Stefan Meyer wants some of Leckovic. Leckovic taunts the bench. Derek Herman the referee gives Boris a double minor for roughing, a ten and a gross misconduct. I think we missed something.
The PA announcer tries to fire up the crowd. Normally I'd say the PA announcer should remain somewhat less biased, but we need all the help we can get. What about cordless mic man? Did he give up after one try?
Four minute powerplay for the Tigers. Broncos are killing this off with ease. Tiger powerplay is off again. Cam Barker is more interested in shopping for a Cadillac Escalade than working this PP ;) . just seconds left in the Tiger powerplay when Donny Lloyd tries to clear the puck, and it goes off ASPENLIND'S HEAD on to Lukin's sitck who sets up Kris Russell and theeeeeeeeyyyyyyy score. c**k s**king son of a *****, mother ****ing **** c**k a$$ ****!!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO CATCH A BREAK!?!?!?! THESE GUYS WORK SO HARD BUT GOD HATES THE BRONCOS!!! WHY GOD, WE HAVE MORE BIBLE THUMPERS IN THIS CITY PER CAPITA THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!! WE HAVE A CHURCH ON EVERY CORNER IN SWIFT CURRENT!!! WHAT MUST WE DO NOW GOD, WHAT!?!?!?!
Tigers 2 Swift Current 0, Russell from Lukin. I'm not going to church until God gives the Broncos a break. TAKE THAT GOD!!!
That's all for the 1st period. Broncos peppered Keetley with 3 shots while Moir had 10. Not his fault on either goal. Steve Marr Superstar takes a roughing penalty at the end of the period.
INTERMISSION:
Timbits hockey. People watch young kids play a mini games while I enjoy the quality hockey moms at rinkside. Everything's coming up Willis!!!
2nd Period;
This one is easy to recap. Hard work vs. Skill. Kyle Moir with a few good saves. I still like Darren Helm, he is a big bright spot for the Hat. The teams trade powerplay chances. Rumsey is in the box for high sticking, the Tigers crash the goal and theeeeeeyyyyy score. Stefan Meyer from Schlemko and Blanshan. Schlemko and Russell should be the 1st unit on the PP for the Hat. Cam Barker will be dealt next year if he isn't pro, and it won't be for much. WHAT DID HE DO THIS WEEKEND? ANYTHING? The only thing more swollen than his spleen is his head.
3-0 Tigers, Meyer from Schlemko and Blanshan on the PP
Broncos had their chances but any ability to put the puck in the net is now playing for Lethbridge and Everett. The Leavitt deal was STILL A GOOD MOVE.
Broncos had 8 shots that period, Tigers had 10. WHERE'S THE BEER? YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE BEER SCOUT!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING AWAY WITH THE LIES AND THE FALSE POSTS THAT KILLED THE WHITE BOARD WITH THIS NEW SITE!!!
This site is still ten times better than the white board ever was. That board is seriously a piece of ****. What reason does anyone have for using the whiteboard? To read Claude Rusk? puh-lease.
INTERMISSION:
It's bowling for crap...
on to the
3rd Period
Teams exchange penalties. Justin Cruse is in the box. Blanshan is on the point and mishandles the puck and JEREMY SCHENDERLING HAS A BREAKAWAY, he makes a move and SCOOOOOOOOORRRRRESSSSSSS!!!! Schenderling short handed!!! GOD IS A BRONCO FAN AGAIN!!!!
Shenanigans in the Bronco zone, Schenderling sends Helm head first into the boards and Derek Dorsett snaps!!! he goes for Schenderling but the linesman are there. They each get two minute minors and ten minute misconducts.
Four on four hockey follows. Stefan Meyer heads up the wing centers it for McArthur, theeeeeeyyyyyyy score. GOD FORBID WE GO A GAME WITHOUT MCARTHUR SCORING. CHURCH IS OFF AGAIN GOD!!!
4-1 Tigers, McArthur from Meyer.
Right off the ensuing faceoff FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Rumsey and Blanshan. Rumsey is giving up 2 years and about 30 bls of muscle mass. Rumsey works a few quick rights, Blanshan is going for the KO, not sure if they're connecting. Rumsey and Blanshan both hang on, look each other in the eye, pat each other on the back and skate away. THAT'S HOCKEY!!!
4-1 Tigers is your final
3 Stars:
1)Darren Helm (1 assist)
2)Brady Leovold (good effort)
3) Jarret Lukin (1 assist)
Good weekend of hockey. The final two games should be good between these teams.
Willi$
NON HOCKEY RANT: The following has ZERO to do with hockey. It is something that has bothered me that I want to vent through my keyboard to someone. Scroll down if you don't want to be bothered with this.
Has anyone seen that commercial for chewing gum set in a taxi cab? The setting is a young couple in the back of a cab chewing gun while the cab driver (of arab decent) drives them. To illustrate how "cold" the gum is the male of the relationship pops several pieces of the gum in his mouth and turns blue and "frozen". His girlfriend screams in horror and the arab cab driver, starts swerving the cab and decapitates the frozen head. Given the state of current events, did we need a commercial where someone from the western world is decapitated by an arab? If you've laughed at that ad, your going to hell
NON HOCKEY RANT OVER
Back to our regular scheduled programming.
The Civic Center is looking PACKED tonite. Thanks to our friends from the Hat who made the trip. Considering how much people from Swift have pumped into the Medicine Hat economy over the last few decades I hope you folks from the HAT SPENT YOURSELVES BROKE IN SWIFT!!!
The stage is set, the music is rocking and out comes CHARLIE HORSE!!! Charlie is on SKATES and does a few laps around the ice. Charlie is good on the skates. Have Dean and Elden found something for Marek Knebl to do?
LED BY KYLE MOIR HERE COMES THE SWIFT CURRENT BRONCOS!!!
LED BY MATT KEETLEY HERE COMES THE TIGERS!!! Why are the Tiger fans so much damn louder than us. That's just embarassing. We had the freighter horns and the siren going for us, and few people on the Champions of the Broncos. THAT'S IT!!! I will buy a case of beer to the person who presents me with that "use noise makers responsibly sign at the north entrance". It will be our secret.
Scratches: Broncos; Marc Defoe (midst of puberty, I'm serious this kid gets bigger everytime I see him), RJ Larochelle (concussed), Marek Knebl (new team mascot), Zack Smith (who?)
Tigers: Trevor Glass (day to day concussion), Jordan Bendfeld (healthy)
DROP THE PUCK: SC; Moir, Fransoo, Hengen, Leovold, Sauer, Leckovic. The Hat: MATT KEETLEY, Russell, Barker, Exner, Block, Trembley. Good for Nastiuk, he went from being a potential goalie for team Canada to backing up the fat kid. Actually, I've heard Keetley dropped 40 lbs in the off season, that was rude of me.
The PA announcer was JACKED ON THE PLAYER INTROS.
Sauer wins the faceoff and the Broncos are a HOUSE OF FIRE. Swift is off to a great start! We're getting chances and taking it to the Tigers.
The first stoppage in play, who will start the chant?
"Good Evening it's Country Music Radio's Darwin Gooding, and it's time make some noise, go broncos go!!!
Needed more energy. We gave it a try. If we do that every game it will catch on.
Broncos are playing good until Tommy Maxwell dumps the puck into the Bronco zone, Darren Helm and David Schulz give chase until David Schulz just stops and allows Helm to center the puck to Brett Robertson, theeeyyy score. Smackitsakic and I have had differing opinions on Schulz, but I think he is starting to win the argument.
1-0 Tigers, Robertson from Helm and Maxwell Momentum killer.
Hard work vs. Skill the rest of the period, Broncos can't get a shot, Moir makes a few saves. Kieran Block hits Boris Leckovic and BORIS SNAPS. He is pummeling the back of Block's head. Block does the turtle. The linesman pull Leckovic off block. Stefan Meyer wants some of Leckovic. Leckovic taunts the bench. Derek Herman the referee gives Boris a double minor for roughing, a ten and a gross misconduct. I think we missed something.
The PA announcer tries to fire up the crowd. Normally I'd say the PA announcer should remain somewhat less biased, but we need all the help we can get. What about cordless mic man? Did he give up after one try?
Four minute powerplay for the Tigers. Broncos are killing this off with ease. Tiger powerplay is off again. Cam Barker is more interested in shopping for a Cadillac Escalade than working this PP ;) . just seconds left in the Tiger powerplay when Donny Lloyd tries to clear the puck, and it goes off ASPENLIND'S HEAD on to Lukin's sitck who sets up Kris Russell and theeeeeeeeyyyyyyy score. c**k s**king son of a *****, mother ****ing **** c**k a$$ ****!!!! WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO CATCH A BREAK!?!?!?! THESE GUYS WORK SO HARD BUT GOD HATES THE BRONCOS!!! WHY GOD, WE HAVE MORE BIBLE THUMPERS IN THIS CITY PER CAPITA THAN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!! WE HAVE A CHURCH ON EVERY CORNER IN SWIFT CURRENT!!! WHAT MUST WE DO NOW GOD, WHAT!?!?!?!
Tigers 2 Swift Current 0, Russell from Lukin. I'm not going to church until God gives the Broncos a break. TAKE THAT GOD!!!
That's all for the 1st period. Broncos peppered Keetley with 3 shots while Moir had 10. Not his fault on either goal. Steve Marr Superstar takes a roughing penalty at the end of the period.
INTERMISSION:
Timbits hockey. People watch young kids play a mini games while I enjoy the quality hockey moms at rinkside. Everything's coming up Willis!!!
2nd Period;
This one is easy to recap. Hard work vs. Skill. Kyle Moir with a few good saves. I still like Darren Helm, he is a big bright spot for the Hat. The teams trade powerplay chances. Rumsey is in the box for high sticking, the Tigers crash the goal and theeeeeeyyyyy score. Stefan Meyer from Schlemko and Blanshan. Schlemko and Russell should be the 1st unit on the PP for the Hat. Cam Barker will be dealt next year if he isn't pro, and it won't be for much. WHAT DID HE DO THIS WEEKEND? ANYTHING? The only thing more swollen than his spleen is his head.
3-0 Tigers, Meyer from Schlemko and Blanshan on the PP
Broncos had their chances but any ability to put the puck in the net is now playing for Lethbridge and Everett. The Leavitt deal was STILL A GOOD MOVE.
Broncos had 8 shots that period, Tigers had 10. WHERE'S THE BEER? YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE BEER SCOUT!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING AWAY WITH THE LIES AND THE FALSE POSTS THAT KILLED THE WHITE BOARD WITH THIS NEW SITE!!!
This site is still ten times better than the white board ever was. That board is seriously a piece of ****. What reason does anyone have for using the whiteboard? To read Claude Rusk? puh-lease.
INTERMISSION:
It's bowling for crap...
on to the
3rd Period
Teams exchange penalties. Justin Cruse is in the box. Blanshan is on the point and mishandles the puck and JEREMY SCHENDERLING HAS A BREAKAWAY, he makes a move and SCOOOOOOOOORRRRRESSSSSSS!!!! Schenderling short handed!!! GOD IS A BRONCO FAN AGAIN!!!!
Shenanigans in the Bronco zone, Schenderling sends Helm head first into the boards and Derek Dorsett snaps!!! he goes for Schenderling but the linesman are there. They each get two minute minors and ten minute misconducts.
Four on four hockey follows. Stefan Meyer heads up the wing centers it for McArthur, theeeeeeyyyyyyy score. GOD FORBID WE GO A GAME WITHOUT MCARTHUR SCORING. CHURCH IS OFF AGAIN GOD!!!
4-1 Tigers, McArthur from Meyer.
Right off the ensuing faceoff FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Rumsey and Blanshan. Rumsey is giving up 2 years and about 30 bls of muscle mass. Rumsey works a few quick rights, Blanshan is going for the KO, not sure if they're connecting. Rumsey and Blanshan both hang on, look each other in the eye, pat each other on the back and skate away. THAT'S HOCKEY!!!
4-1 Tigers is your final
3 Stars:
1)Darren Helm (1 assist)
2)Brady Leovold (good effort)
3) Jarret Lukin (1 assist)
Good weekend of hockey. The final two games should be good between these teams.
Willi$