HAF
05-13-2006, 05:00 PM
The Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same
After That Damn Gay Cowboy Movie
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> 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
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> 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
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> 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
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> 4. "Howdy, pardner."
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> 5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
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> 6. "Saddle Sore."
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> 7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
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> 8. "Let's mount up!"
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> 9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
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> 10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
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Brokeback Mountain hasn't only captured the adulation of American film critics from coast to coast, it's also inspired it's very own top ten list on Late Show With David Letterman.
So what are the Top Ten Signs You’re a Gay Cowboy?
10. Your saddle is Versace
9. Instead of “Home On The Range,” you sing “It’s Raining Men”
8. You enjoy ridin’, ropin’, and redecoratin’
7. You sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower
5. Native Americans refer to you as “Dances With Men”
4. You’ve been lassoed more times than most steers
3. You’re wearing chaps, yet your “ranch” is in Chelsea
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon
1. You love riding, but you don’t have a horse.
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Top Ten Rejected Titles For The Upcoming Gay Western
10. "The Good, The Bad And The Hunky"
9. "How The West Was Redecorated"
8. "The Adventures Of Frank And Jesse And James"
7. "Seven Brothers For Seven Brothers"
6. "Butch Cassidy And The Sundress Kid"
5. "Rio Lesbo"
4. "Dances with Men"
3. "The Magnificent Seven Inches"
2. "Go West, Young Man...Now South... A Little More To The South... Oh God, Yes! Right There!"
1. "A Fistful Of Wild Bill"
After That Damn Gay Cowboy Movie
>
>
> 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
>
>
>
> 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
>
>
>
> 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
>
>
>
> 4. "Howdy, pardner."
>
>
>
> 5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
>
>
>
> 6. "Saddle Sore."
>
>
>
> 7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
>
>
>
> 8. "Let's mount up!"
>
>
>
> 9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
>
>
>
> 10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
>
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Brokeback Mountain hasn't only captured the adulation of American film critics from coast to coast, it's also inspired it's very own top ten list on Late Show With David Letterman.
So what are the Top Ten Signs You’re a Gay Cowboy?
10. Your saddle is Versace
9. Instead of “Home On The Range,” you sing “It’s Raining Men”
8. You enjoy ridin’, ropin’, and redecoratin’
7. You sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower
5. Native Americans refer to you as “Dances With Men”
4. You’ve been lassoed more times than most steers
3. You’re wearing chaps, yet your “ranch” is in Chelsea
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon
1. You love riding, but you don’t have a horse.
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Top Ten Rejected Titles For The Upcoming Gay Western
10. "The Good, The Bad And The Hunky"
9. "How The West Was Redecorated"
8. "The Adventures Of Frank And Jesse And James"
7. "Seven Brothers For Seven Brothers"
6. "Butch Cassidy And The Sundress Kid"
5. "Rio Lesbo"
4. "Dances with Men"
3. "The Magnificent Seven Inches"
2. "Go West, Young Man...Now South... A Little More To The South... Oh God, Yes! Right There!"
1. "A Fistful Of Wild Bill"