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nivek_wahs
08-25-2006, 04:12 AM
11. When's the last time you saw a 100 m.p.h. football?

10. If he played football, coaches would probably make Tyson Nash a kicker.

9. Name just one decent fight in a football game, ever!

8. Who wants to watch guys who need a week between games to recover?

7. Too many boring names like Smith and Jones in the NFL.

6. Players carrying weapons are always more exciting.

5. In hockey, the last line of defense is always the goaltender. In football, many times the last line of defense is a pint-sized punter (although we have to admit it's fun to watch him get get run over).

4. Football players are so darn ugly they're all required to wear masks.

3. Ok, you tell me: Sudden-death playoff hockey or sudden-death playoff football?

2. You don't have to tolerate a dictatorial, know-it-all, commissioner who's dragging the quality of the product down (Oops, scratch that).

1. Four (or three) incompetent guys in striped shirts are more than enough to have to endure.

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Sorry to all those football fans out there :laugh:. But I'm a football fan and I had a good chuckle at this, it's NHL based but pretty right on none the less :thumb: .