What do a Gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common???
They can both smell the pie but they can't eat it!!!!!!
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pizza guy
What do a Gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common???
They can both smell the pie but they can't eat it!!!!!!
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What do the Leafs, Raptors, Blue Jays and Argos have in common?
None of them can play hockey.
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Hockey related joke
ALBERTA Judge makes unprecedented ruling. Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...
EDMONTON, ALBERTA (CP) -A seven-year-old Edmonton boy was at the center of an Edmonton city courtroom drama yesterday when he
challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to theEdmonton Oilers, whom the boy and judge both firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.
An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.
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What do you call 46 guys on a chesterfield watching the Grey Cup? The Calgary Stampeders
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ALBERTA Judge makes unprecedented ruling. Another case of truth being
stranger than fiction...
EDMONTON, ALBERTA (CP) -A seven-year-old Edmonton boy was at the center
of an Edmonton city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
alleged they had also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton
Oilers, whom the boy and judge both firmly believe are not capable of
beating anyone.http://www.network54.com/Forum/40684...dmonton+oilers
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That's great, kinda warped, but hilarious none the less.
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You forgot about the MarliesOriginally Posted by eighty
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Brandon's debut at the Memorial Cup.
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i normally dont like your posts EOK1, but i like this one
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